Clothes Mishap [Cullens]

[Alice Cullen]

Anything But Ordinary
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep
It's my lullaby

Sometimes I drive so fast
Just to feel the danger
I wanna scream
It makes me feel alive
Anything But Ordinary

Stupid human got her outfit completely ruined and they were stuck in school because of a snowstorm. She needed to change and fast. Looking around, Alice thought she should get Bella’s outfit. It is pretty. Oh… Her apprentice is learning. She feel so proud. “Bella, you have the best outfit here. Change with me,” Alice said, standing up. Bella stood up and they made their way to the bathroom. “Okay, Bella. Just change clothes with me,” I said. “Fine. But only because I love you.” Oh. My. God. How I wish I was a fly. I want so badly to see what they are doing in there. Hum… The boys' bathroom!! I am a genius.

“Err, I am going to the bathroom.” Mike stood up and made his way to the bathroom. Okay, the hole on the wall is on the third stall. One, two, here! Be quiet, Mike. Quiet. Okay, now look. I was starting to see something… Uh, Bella is going to take of her shirt. She is lifting it up. Look at that b- “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, NEWTON?!?!” All of a sudden, Mike was being held up by the neck by Cullen. “I was, err, going to the… bathroom.” “And why were you looking at Bella changing!!!” “I was, err, I was, I mean, I was looking at Alice!” The door burst open and in came Jasper. “You were what!” he yelled. “He was looking at our girls changing.” Jasper and Edward looked at each other.

[Jasper Hale]

Disturbia

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What's wrong with me? Why do I feel like this? I'm going crazy now No more gas, in the red, can't even get it started Nothing

Disturbia

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Alice’s outfit was completely ruined and she needed clothes obviously. They had clothes out in the car but they were stuck in school because of the snow storm. She made Bella go and switch outfits, his crazy wife. Jazz was just talking and laughing until Mike got up and Edward followed him quickly. Bella and Alice were together so he got up and followed. Edward made it quicker to the boys bathroom and he heard yelling. He caught the end of their conversation, I was, err, I was, I mean, I was looking at Alice! He burst open the door, You were what!? He yelled, He was looking at our girls changing. Jazz looked over at Ed, he was so going to die. Edward held him up against the wall so his feet were off the ground, Gonna look at my Bella again? No, I won’t! Just put me down! Surprisingly Edward set him down.

Sadly for Mike Jasper slammed him up against the wall. Teach you to look at my girl! He kneed him in the groin and Mike groaned, I’m sorry I’m sorry! Oh your gonna be sorry when Alice finds out! He punched him not too hard in the nose but it started to bleed. Jazz didn’t even think about the blood as he punched him in the gut, him looking at Alice was taking over his mind. He wasn’t even phased as the blood dripped down his face. Jazz held him by the shirt and threw him into one of the stalls. He slammed against the wall and groaned again, I wont look again I swear! Ed grabbed him by the shirt and towed him out before he killed Mike. Alice and Bella were just coming out of the bathroom. Alice gave him a look, What did you two just do? Kill Mike. Bella looked a little bit afraid, He was watching you two change! What else were we supposed to do?! Alice had a pissed off look as she ran into his arms. He kissed her head, He’s gonna have some fun going to the bathroom… Oh boy, what did you do? Kneed him in some places and threw him around. Teach him to keep his eyes on Jessica and not you. Stupid moron thought he could tell Ed he was looking at you so that Ed didn’t kill him. He didn’t know I was behind Ed though. He kissed her gently, I don’t share. She smiled as he wrapped his arms around her. Mike better not ever look at their girls again. [/blockquote][/blockquote]