Oh dear god. . . No. (Original Six... )

[Emmett Cullen]

Ed's been on the tractor ain't seen Becky all week
Somebody said they seen 'em heading down to the creek
Farmer Johnson's daughters just pulled up in a jeep

Man he knows how to grow 'em if ya know what I mean
Old Dave's gettin' loud but he don't mean no harm
We're just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm

I had enough! Seriously, you guys! What has gotten into you six lately? First something totally stupid enough that you guys do it, and now speed racing at midnight on the main road? Are well under the age of thirteen again?! Whats going to happen next?! Esme spoke with a shrill. Everyone sat there in silence as she ranted on to them about making stupid decisions and all. Uhm,,, Esme, its actually called Drag Racing.. Bella piped up. Her eyes narrowed as she looked at them. I don’t care! Since you six don’t seem to care anymore, Carlisle and I have decided to send you guys somewhere. I suggest you guys go pack lightly. She spoke, then walked away. Everyone gave their looks, and they still sat there. NOW! She had screamed, which had caused everyone to then go off into their own separate directions.

They each came down seconds later. Esme handed them directions and shooed them off. Edward started laughing and kept his mind on different things so alice couldn’t tell. Emmett!! Edward called out. Emmett had ran over to him and gave him a look. Yea? Edward started whispering something’s to him, causing Emmett to laughing now. Seriously? Yeah, I think they will be surprised. Emmett nodded. They took Emmetts jeep and Alice’s Porsche. Bella and Rose climbed in the back as the guyts took over the ftron. Alice and Jasper would follow them in the Porsche, they didn’t know where they were going anyways. They went off then, turning onto the main road now.

Em, where are we going? Rose asked. Biting back a laugh from both of the guys, emmett shrugged. Don’t know Love. Just following the directions Esme gave us. Emmett mused. Since it was fair, they would get there by the next morning or so, but with how they each drived, they would get there by the night. He sighed. Ed, how much longer? Bella had asked. Well, soon with the way Emmett drives. Emmett laughed. Get your ipods out if you don’t want to listen to us.

[/b] Emmett claimed. Well, that’s exactly what they did too. Emmett and Edward sighed now and turned the radio on. Ther was nothing to do except talk and listen. Oh what fun that was.

By the morning, it was surrounded by fields and bad smells. Emmett. . . Where are we going? She asked again. He turned the corner as Edward was holding back laughter now. Hey Babe, how do you feel about plaid? This time, emmett had started laughing. Ed piped in this time too. NO! We are not going on this. . . WASTE LAND! I refuse! It smells here! Rose scowled. They pulled up to the thing then. Rose crossed her arms then. Emmett had sighed now and turned his head to look back at her with a blunt look. I am soo not getting out of this jeep. You can not make me at all! Rose noted.

Well, Emmett and E got out, bella following along with Jasper. Alice wont come out at all. Emmett groaned, then headed over to where Rose was sitting in the jeep. Come on, we all don’t want to be here either, If you don’t behave, I will not take you anywhere to shop or anything. Please.[/b] He spoke. She grumbled a few words, then came out. Alice saw Rose come out and decided she could if rose was. Then there was a scream. EW EW EW! I got to buy new Jimmy Choos now! Alice screamed as she stepped in dung. Edward and Emmet t bursted out laughing. Bella had a face of wonder and Jasper was holding back his own laughter. Rose didn’t even like being here, so of course her was was blah. That’s when something had happened.

A girl, mere the age of 16, or possibly even seventeen came out from the house. Hey! Im Kerrie, Uhm, welcome to the farm. My sisters, Maddie and Cammii will be ouut soon. Uh, upstairs are the clothing choices you will need to wear. Not everyday, but most of the days here. I can show you guys arround. Then we have to go ahead and work. Kerrie spoke. That’s when the other two girls came out, all three of them were blonds. Allo! Im Maddie, the eldest at being 20. Kerrie is 17 and Cammii is 19. The eldest had spoke. The youngest one had nodded, which was Kerri, whom they had already met. Cammii had a small grin on her face. Come on, we can show you guys around now. She spoke, her counter alto voice had rang.

Everyone followed then. Lets say, they were good guids. The eldest, maddie, would look back at Emmett, and would just grin at him. So, we’re at the lake. Well, its where we hangout and have bonfires. We try to have one every so often. Maddie spoke up. They had went back to the farm and each of the girls grinned. Clothes are upstairs. Girls are on the right and the guys are on the left! Cammii spoke. As they all left, the girls looked at each other with awe. They all siblings.. So I call the big burley one! Maddie giggled. The other would have to claim the others. They stood there quietly and waited. It was early afternoon so it was actually good they came at this time. The girls had waited patiently.

They settled up there. Of course it was alice and Rose who reacted. Oh Hale no! I am not wearing this at all! Rose yelled. Bella changed quickly, then came out. Alice had to start whining about it. Can I get prada for this? She whined. They had to come out now, and they had disgusted looks on their faces. To Emm and Jasper, they looked fine. Stop being a poor sport and come on. We are only here for a week[/b] Emmett spoke, walking over to rose. Then they all walked back down, either grumbling.. Or in bellas case, looking at it with a liking tone. They guts were used to this. Bella grinned as she bent down, then came up. EDWARD LOOK! it’s a WORM! She grinned. Yes Bella it’s a worm. Now put it down. Edward spoke as the others laughed, but still kept their attitudes showing.

They reached up to where the three girls were now. Nice clothing everyone.. Okay, so we are going to go by groups.. Cammii and Kerrie will show you what you guys will work on today.. Uhm, you, bronze-haired boy and small girl, go with Kerrie… Blondie girl and Blondie Boy, go with Cammii. And well, the other two. Come with me. Im sorry about the name callings. I hope to learn your names soon. Maddie spoke. Everyone went, still either with their horrid looks, or just plain looks. Im Bella.. And this is my brother, Emmett. She spoke. Maddie grinned, and gave a small nod. Okay Bella and Emmett. So, I usually work on hay. Which is just basically putting it on stacks behind the barn so the we know where it is and the cows can get to it and stuff. Maddie piped up again.

So that’s what they did.. They could hear either Alice or Rose talking by the tones of their voices. Ew, I am not touching those animals! I am not even running around in mud either! Rose talked loudly. Rose Just DO IT! SEROUSLY! Jasper screamed at her. HEY! QUIET BOTH OF YOU AND JUST DO IT! JASPER STOP SCREAMIN AT HER AND ROSE, PLEASE JUST WORK ON IT! IT WONT COME AND BITE YOU.[/b] Emmett basically yelled over there. Really, he didn’t like the fact that A, Jasper was screaming at Rose and B, Rose wasn’t doing anything. And im sorry for that! But really you guys.[/b] He spoke more monotone this time.. He knew he was sorry about it.. But really there wasn’t the need to yell at her.

thoughts hehe sorry I got so dang bored that I had to make this. Plus thinking of Alice and Rose in plaid and on a farm was more hilarious that I thought it would be.
codesEmmettJasperRoseBellaEdward
AliceEsmeMaddieCammiiKerrie
listening to Im a celebrity get me out of here
song Down in the Country - Tim McGraw
words too many
anything else uhm YEA THIS IS SOO HILARIOUS TO ME!!!! So, hahahahah =D.. -thinks- Rose and Alice in plaid and on a farm.. LMFAO
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[Jasper Hale]

This was too funny; the girls on a farm…come on now. The three girls came to them now, Nice clothing everyone.. Okay, so we are going to go by groups.. Cammii and Kerrie will show you what you guys will work on today.. Uhm, you, bronze-haired boy and small girl, go with Kerrie… Blondie girl and Blondie Boy, go with Cammii. And well, the other two. Come with me. Im sorry about the name callings. I hope to learn your names soon. Jazz laughed and walked with Rose off with one of the girls. Hey guys, I’m Cammii. She smiled innocently at Jazz and he brushed it off…she was 19 for crying out loud. Jazz noticed animals…this was not going to be good at all. Rose didn’t like animals…she didn’t like getting dirty even. You can go and carry the food bags from the truck over here. She directed him and pointed a short distance to a shed. He nodded and went over to the truck and started to unload the bags. The bags weren’t too heavy, about 25 lbs. He looked back after a few minutes to see Rose, she was supposed to clean out the pig pen. Jazz just about fell over laughing, Ew, I am not touching those animals! I am not even running around in mud either! Rose was just about yelling, Rose just DO IT! SERIOUSLY! Then Emmett basically yelled at them telling him to stop yelling at her and for her to just do it. Emmett apologized and Jazz started to laugh as Rose had to try to catch one of the squirming baby pigs. After a few minutes she was pissed, Jazzy…can you help me? She was acting all innocent, Fine. But that means that you and Em have to keep it down tonight. Deal? She sighed but nodded and he took her spot. In a second he snatched up one of the little squirming pigs and handed it to her. Just pretend like its…Aiden or emmalie. You have to be quick to catch them to keep them out of harms way. She nodded but Jazz kept catching the little pigs since he knew Rose wasn’t going to end up doing it. He was pretty fast seeing as he had a ton of kids at home and Alice was always keeping him on his toes with her quick mood changes.

Rose put the squirming pigs in a holding pen while they cleaned it. Jazz handed her a shovel and she scooped out some of the waste. It was going pretty good until he watched Rose slip. The mud was wet…really wet. She was going to be pissed if she got covered in mud and crap. He jumped over and caught her in his arms but ended up sliding on his knees. Jazz knew he’d ruined his pants but at least Rose wasn’t going to complain. Now he had to clean off his pants…they were not so good looking. He walked over to the hose and set down Rose. She sat down next to him as he pulled off his shirt and got the hose. He hosed off his pants and then squirted rose. HEY! DON’T DO THAT! Jazz laughed and hosed her again. She got up and jumped on top of him, knocking him back onto the ground. He laughed so hard he didn’t think he was able to breathe. Get off Rosie! You’re not as light as Alice, go find Emmett and get him wet. Thank you Jazz. The most fun I’ve had yet. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he stood up and held her. Well we’re done here. Let’s go see if the others are done yet. Tired? She nodded so he just carried her back to the front lawn. Everyone else was already there; Em was on the ground sitting back on his hands not even moving to come get his wife. Ed was sitting down with Bella on his lap so Jazz ended up setting Rose down. She went over to Em and he looked around for his own wife. It didn’t take long; she jumped into his arms and attached herself to him. Her legs were around his waist and her head in his neck, he laughed. Didn’t have any fun baby? Why the hell are you two soaking wet?! Well babe…you have some competition. Rose is pretty damn fun with a hose. He smirked over at rose who was smirking back at him. Emmett and Alice both looked pretty confused. Jazz just laughed and kissed Alice, You need a shower miss. He wrinkled his nose…what had she been doing with Ed?

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