Party for two (Em and jas First. Then wives later)

[Emmett Cullen]

Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Emmett was bored... Okay, so maybe he wasnt, but really. He was that bored... He sighed softly, and got up from his seat and went on the seach for something to do. He bit down on his tongue as he was about to scream if anyone was here. but then realizing that Rose was naping upstairs, that wasnt a good idea in that case. He growled lightly and went on his search again. God, where was everyone today? Geeze, it wasnt no stupid holiday or anything. Everyone just had to be gone for no reason? ha?! Thats a stupid reason then.

So, what did this person do now? He went over to the Hale house. Yes.. He did say Hale. Jasper and Alice's crib yo. He walked fastly over there, jsut walking in. Really, they knew too well that Emmett would just walk in anyways... Emmett walked around before heading into their living room and found jasper sitting there reading one of his civil war books... yet again. Reading them again Jasper? Emmett asked with a little laugh. Emmett plopped himself down into a chair and looked over at Jas as he then put his book away.

Jas rolled his eyes and looked over at emmettt. So, What do you need Emmett? He asked. Emmett shrugged, but then gave a small laugh. Im desparately bored... I need something to do, pranks to plan, revenge on some people. I need something to do! Rosalie is sleeping, so i cant do anything with her! Both kids are napping too.. So i thought id come of here and see if you got any ideas. Emmett mused. Oh? Hmm.. Well, I am not sure actually. Say, isnt that one day coming up? If we can, we can probably settle upon something on that day. But id suggest quickly or something.

Emmmett laughed again. So your giving me the right to do a prank? is that even possible?! Well, wait. It is.. Hmm, our only problem is the girlies though... And edward and Alice's power. Thats all im stating.. Emmett rolled his eyes.. He got up from his seat and went over to grab a piece of paper and a pen. Emmett came back and looked over at Jasper now. Okay, so we need a plan then. Emmett stated. I couldve told you that much Emmett! Jasper laughed. Emmett grumbled a little as they then went on with ideas.

Emmett grew a grin on his face...Oh my god. I just got the best idea ever... Emmett spoke. It was a evil grin, yet knowing how all evil grins he had came out funny this one would be too. And what is this idea Emmett? He questioned Emmett. He roled his eyes and wrote it down on the paper, then passed it over to him. Emmett grinned again and nodded. So my dear Brother.. Is that a good plan? Or is it a good plan? Emmett spoke with a smirk.

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song for post macho man

[Jasper Hale]

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

Jazz looked at the idea, damn he had good ideas. Alice and Rose would never see this one coming. His kids on the other hand… along with Emmett’s… that would be another story in the future. Ok when do you want to put the ‘plan’ into action? Emmett shrugged his shoulders. Ok so whatever happens in the next two days is not real. Cause really I don’t think either of us really wants to leave our wives for… that someone else. Jasper mused. Hmm this was going to be one of the best pranks ever… but what were they really getting themselves into? The farthest i’m going is not to kissing. I draw the line there. Keep the lips to yourself brother dearest. Jazz rolled his eyes but agreed silently. He had no desire to kiss either. There was maybe one person that got a kiss and he didn’t know where they were at the moment which meant that Emmett and him had to be careful and quiet. She was listening somewhere or watching their future shift.

Ok so for this to work we have to keep changing our minds, thoughts, and decisions. That way we don’t tip off anyone for our… plan. Deal? Deal! I can’t wait to see their faces. We are gonna need a camera for this one. Hmm maybe Edward can help us, if he’s in on it then he can tell us if Rose or Alice is tipped off and know what we’re doing. Ok let’s go get our deprived brother… WAIT. He is never going to let us live this down… oh well it’s worth it to see their faces. They walked out the door yelling to Alice that they would be back later. Time to go find Eddy boy.

They found Edward up in the big house playing the piano… that boy had nothing better to do than sit and play the damn piano. He had a wife now and where is he?! ON THE PIANO! Emmett had a smirck on his face as they walked in. What do you guys want? To come tease me about how ‘whipped’ I am? We have a favor so not today, maybe tomorrow but not today. Edward got a small smile as he shuffeled through their heads. So you two ‘guys’ want MY help watching your wives? And getting pictures of you two ‘getting down and dirty’? Jazz smacked him upside the head. NOT OF US, THE GIRLS EXPRESSIONS! Edward rubbed his head but nodded, that boy really had issues. He really needs to get laid, he was just too damn tense. I mean really do you ever see Emmett all tense and such… NO! Well, maybe, but we won’t get into that on here…. I mean literally, not on here and not in my post…

So when does this plan go into effect bro? Well how about we have one last night with our wives then we start it cause you know we ain’t getting any with what they are gonna be thinking. Is that really what you’re worried about? That you wont be getting laid?! You are not worried about what the parents think, or our kids?! Jazzy-kins its ok, calm down. We both know that yes I do think about that and don’t you deny thinking it. Edward over there probably NEVER thinks about it but you and I make up for what he doesn’t think. Emmett grinned as they walked out of the room to find their wives. Emmett headed up the stairs and Jazz walked back to his house, Alice was going to kill him for this.

Jazz walked into the house which was surprisingly quiet. He made his way upstairs and to the bedroom to find Alice. She was lying on the bed with her head in her hands. Jasper do you care to tell me why you and I are not going to be together for the next week, why am I going to deny you anything? Well why you deny me is not my place to explain. Right now isn’t this week though. He made his way over to her and kissed her lightly. His arms wrapped loosely around her waist and her arms went around his neck. She pulled away for a minute, Is there a reason why I saw Emmett and Rose not doing anything for a week too? Well it does have something to do with why you won’t touch me at all for a week. You probably wont even kiss me… lets say that Em and I are confused about some things. We are trying to sort them out, don’t worry about it. He kissed her again and held her close to him, he was going to miss this.

[Emmett Cullen]

Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Emmett rolled his eyes as they all went on into their own directions. So it was a plan then… Edward was involved and it was a good thing. Emmett went upstairs and over to his and Rose’s room. He grinned as she was sitting there now reading a magazine. He rolled his eyes again as he went over to the bed and plopped himself down looking at her. He watched for a few, then grinned again . Hey Rosie Posie! Enjoying your magazine? He asked. Rose looked up over at him and smiled lightly. Okay, so maybe that smile was something purely evil. Okay, lets not jump to conclusions right away…

So, what was the conversation down there about? Her eyes narrowed to him. He bit down on his lip, looking at her oddly. Trying to remain calm about everything. What are you talking about Rose? Really. Cause im lost...He said quietly. She set down her magazine and looked over at him now. He grinned, trying to see if that would help get whatever she was thinking out of her head. That didn’t work so well. She hit him upside the head. Dude, what was with her hitting him all of a sudden? He didn’t do anything this time. Yet. Oh Really? Well, I heard you and jasper talking to Edward about a camera, plan, and us. Want to explain to me babe?. She asked, trying to get it out of him. He shook his head and rolled his eyes.

Nope. Its nothing baby. Me and Jas… are just planning some stuff. That’s all. It has nothing to do with you guys. Edward just thought it would be funny to add in a camera and you guys in it. Really, Me and Jas are just confused about stuff. So we is going to sort things out. I promise. Emmett stated. Okay, so it was partily true, partly a lie. He couldn’t help it though. He didn’t want her finding out about the plan. Let alone what was going on with anything at all. He sighed softly and looked over at her. . I swear Rosie Posie. Nothing is going on.. I promise you that.. Emmett spoke again. This time, he was stating the truth. Really, he didn’t want to hurt her, or anything else. But since this is a prank, he sorta kinda had to plot his away around her ways of fidning out and all that jazz. Is it something that me and you can talk about instead? I preferably don’t think Jas and you are a good idea of confusing each other. Rose asked this time.

No Rosie. If you loved me. You’d trust me that it’s a guy thing. Please just stop worrying about it. Pleaseee?

[/b]Emmett spoke to her, leaning over to her now and kissing her. She had kissed him back. She had pulled him over to her now, just to keep kissing him. Eventually it got to be hours later. Emmett was still laying in the bed now. Or well sitting there actually. Rose was laying there. Her head was on his lap and looking up at him now. He just grinned down at her. She turned over to her side and fell asleep. He smiled lightly. Then stayed there for the night. He would have to go talk to Jasper in the morning anyways. Emmett yawned a little. Then laid back, falling asleep now.

It was a new morning now. Emmett woke up early, and made his way downstairs. He sat down on one of the couches and got out his phone. He rolled his eyes, hating the fact that he is about to wake up mr. emo pants. But either way, it had to be done. Emmett grinned and pulled up the texting page. Yo Jas, Get up. Important Deets. When the hell are we starting this thing? Emmett texted Jas. He closed his phone and rolled his eyes waiting for a reply from him. His phone went off in a minute of seconds. Jerk! Seriously, tryin to sleep. Great, Im up now. I don’t care when we start the thing. Really, come by the house later. I’ll send alice over that way. – J Emmett laughed lightly rolling his eyes again.

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song for post macho man [/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote][/size]