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Post by Bella Cullen on Dec 1, 2008 8:54:40 GMT -5
IT'S REALLY EASY. JUST FILL OUT THE FORM AND POST YOUR RESULTS HERE. just REALLY random. ready? here we goooooo.... I Saw Edward Kissing Santa Claus
Bella woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one bitter box that looked like a wizard.
Then Bella noticed that Edward was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Bella thought that he would surprise Edward. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on her annoying lips. That always made Edward swell.
Bella crept slowly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its cold lights, and the presents, heaped up sexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Edward. Kissing someone.
Bella was so angry, she picked up a fairy from a table and threw it often beyond the sea.
They both looked around.
"Edward, you funny bat!" Bella yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Bella looked and then rubbed her hand and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Edward said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a sexy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Bella said seductively. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be rich."
That seemed reasonable. Bella went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a little Irish man with a pot of gold.. He made Bella's ears feel all lovely.
"You see?" Edward said lightly and Bella saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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Post by Mitchell Cullen on Dec 4, 2008 13:52:25 GMT -5
((I just threw in two names that I knew were a couple.... couldn't do my own since there is no love interest for him yet.)) 1000 Star Goldfishs
Rosalie paced coldly back and forth. Translucent dread filled her heart. Emmett should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my glowing love, Rosalie thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Emmett had been taken hostage by Opaque Foot, a supervillain who had the city in a state of charming terror. Rosalie fainted dead away, like a feather riding on a river, passing by and floating to the dark.
When she came to, there was a bump on her tailbone and the translucent dread had returned. "Emmett, my valuble honey bunny," she cried out sweetly. "What is Opaque Foot doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing angrily as he swung him in the elbow.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Rosalie remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 star goldfishs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Rosalie ordered in a supply of star and set to work, folding goldfishs until her tailbone was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last goldfish when Emmett walked in the front door.
"Emmett!" Rosalie screamed and threw herself into Emmett's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 star goldfishs and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing on a tree. She kissed Emmett sickly on the elbow.
"Actually," Emmett said, pulling away slowly, "I was rescued by the Rank Coffee. She's a new superhero in town." Emmett sighed. "And she's really shiny."
The translucent dread came back. "But you're iridescent to be back here with me, right?"
Emmett checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Rank Coffee for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay shimmering, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Rosalie choked back a sob and started folding another goldfish. Then she went out and got drunk instead.
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